OK, so this is just way to funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ7BLFylPuY&feature=related
Monday, December 20, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
Farm Humor
Things are a little slow this time of the year on the farm so how about a joke?
After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper
started to lecture him about his speed, pompously
implying that the farmer didn't know any better and
trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible.
He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep
swatting at some flies buzzing around his head. The
farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies
there are ya?"
The trooper paused to take another swat and said,
"Well, yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of
circle flies."
The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle
flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies
because you almost always find them circling the
back end of a horse."
The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says,
"Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's behind?"
"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies. "I have too much
respect for law enforcement and police officers for
that."
"That's a good thing," the officer says rudely, then
goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer added, "Hard to fool
them flies, though."
Know any good farm jokes? Pass them on.
God Bless You All!
~Grama Sue
After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper
started to lecture him about his speed, pompously
implying that the farmer didn't know any better and
trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible.
He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep
swatting at some flies buzzing around his head. The
farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies
there are ya?"
The trooper paused to take another swat and said,
"Well, yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of
circle flies."
The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle
flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies
because you almost always find them circling the
back end of a horse."
The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says,
"Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's behind?"
"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies. "I have too much
respect for law enforcement and police officers for
that."
"That's a good thing," the officer says rudely, then
goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer added, "Hard to fool
them flies, though."
Know any good farm jokes? Pass them on.
God Bless You All!
~Grama Sue
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Young Uns
Grampa went out to do chores this morning. I watched him head out through the window. Suddenly he dropped the buckets he was carrying and started moving pretty fast toward the house. I knew something was up! Grampa doesn't run because of a bad knee and he almost never moves fast. He opened up the door and hollared, "I see a baby!" The man never wanted many of the human kind, but he's a sucker for little things that run around ;)
We have a pair of twins, girl and boy. Momma was off to get a bite to eat in this picture while the herd "mamma" is taking care of the kids. They are pretty dirty yet, but by this evening they will be all clean and pretty!
God Bless You All!
~Grama Sue
Friday, December 3, 2010
Nauvoo Christmas Walk Tomorrow 9am - 4pm
Been baking and making all week long. I've got muffins, breads, pies, cookies, noodles, finger jingles, chocolate wands, chocolate coated candies, angel hoops, gourd birdhouses ... probably lots of other things!
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