Locations

You can find Grama Sue's Rainbow Eggs at:

The Hy Vee on Agency in Burlington, IA


Markets:

Wednesday - Friday 9am to 1pm at the farm 1/2 mi east of the Nauvoo-Colusa Jr. High then 3/4 mile North on 1050.

Wednesday 3-7 pm at the Painted Corners on HWY 96 in Lomax, IL

Saturday:

7 - 11 am Keokuk Farmer's Market at the mall





Friday, December 17, 2010

Farm Humor

Things are a little slow this time of the year on the farm so how about a joke?

After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper
started to lecture him about his speed, pompously
implying that the farmer didn't know any better and
trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible.

He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep
swatting at some flies buzzing around his head. The
farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies
there are ya?"

The trooper paused to take another swat and said,
"Well, yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of
circle flies."

The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle
flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies
because you almost always find them circling the
back end of a horse."

The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says,
"Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's behind?"

"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies. "I have too much
respect for law enforcement and police officers for
that."

"That's a good thing," the officer says rudely, then
goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer added, "Hard to fool
them flies, though."



Know any good farm jokes? Pass them on.


God Bless You All!


~Grama Sue

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