Things are a little slow this time of the year on the farm so how about a joke?
After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper
started to lecture him about his speed, pompously
implying that the farmer didn't know any better and
trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible.
He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep
swatting at some flies buzzing around his head. The
farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies
there are ya?"
The trooper paused to take another swat and said,
"Well, yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of
circle flies."
The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle
flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies
because you almost always find them circling the
back end of a horse."
The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says,
"Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's behind?"
"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies. "I have too much
respect for law enforcement and police officers for
that."
"That's a good thing," the officer says rudely, then
goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer added, "Hard to fool
them flies, though."
Know any good farm jokes? Pass them on.
God Bless You All!
~Grama Sue
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